How Do We End Up Here?

Ian: "Is it a twin bed in your butt?"

...don't ask.

Marriage is a Competition

On the way to dinner...

Ian: "I forgot to put my [wedding] ring back on. How about you take your ring off too and we can compete to see how many people hit on us."

He Doesn't Let You Get Away With Anything!

"For someone who doesn't like a lot of clutter, you sure do buy a lot of crap."

(In response to whether we should keep the steel-grate-pot-putter-onner-thing I just bought from Ikea)

High Class DInner

Discussion about dinner:

G: I wish we had a Coco's or a Carrows or something like that nearby. Not a Denny's though.
I: Yeah! Something more 'high class' (said with head wobble)